July 15, 2008
Don't Flush - Donate To Space Exploration!
NASA JSC Urine Collection Study Donor Request
"The Orion Program will be holding a urine collection study starting Monday, July 21 and running through Thursday, July 31, 2008. We are looking for donors as we need to collect a large amount of urine per day for the entire 11 day period. Please contact [deleted] at [deleted]@hs.utc.com to express interest in donating or to get answers to any questions you have regarding the study. We will be hosting an informational meeting with encouraged attendance for potential urine donors from 11-11:30 a.m. Thursday, July 17, 2008 in the first floor conference room. In this meeting we will go over instructions and guidelines for the study and introduce volunteers to the equipment that will be used in the study. If you are unable to attend this meeting due to scheduling conflicts, we can set up another time to clarify the study operations on an individual basis."
"Go" Where No Man Has Gone Before, Wired
"I can't say for certain what they might be testing, but they certainly must need a lot if they're asking visitors to participate as well."
NASA to workers: Go boldly (in cup) for science, AP
"The need is voluminous: 30 liters a day, which translates into nearly 8 gallons. Even on weekends."
NASA Wants Your Urine, Discovery Channel
"Have a business meeting in Houston next week? Be a good American and drop by for quick pee break at 2200 Space Park near the Johnson Space Center. Yes, you read that right: NASA needs your urine."
"Fun with Urine" Stirs Students' Imagination, NASA (2003)
"Fun With Urine" chronicles how the award-winning teacher uses 'gross' and 'goofy' ideas to interest his students in science and the NASA space program."
Hi, I'm coordinating the NASA Urine Drive this year. Cup of coffee?, Good Morning Silicon Valley
"NASA needs urine -- lots of it -- and it's tapping the power of crowdsourcing."
Quips abound over urine memo 'leak', Washington Times
"Talk about a leaked memo in the mainstream press. NASA was the subject of gleeful global news coverage Wednesday after an internal document asking employees to donate their urine for space toilet research made it from the confines of the Johnson Space Center to the whole planet."
Posted by kcowing at July 15, 2008 6:08 PM
I received a flyer (see "NASA JSC Urine Collection Study Donor Request") from a friend today. The flyer comes from the outfit that holds the contract to build the 'potty' for the Orion vehicle.
Since I am no longer a rocket scientist, perhaps my thoughts on the flyer's request should be discarded out-of-hand. Perhaps not though.
The flyer requests that employees bring large quantaties of urine to work, or collect similary large quantities while at work, and turn them over to the company for analysis. A trusting person that had any knowledge of the engineering problems involved with making a zero-G toilet, would likely assume that there was a study of the effect urine solids as they pertain to the new Orion potty design, and that the company was merely saving costs by recruiting its employees to volunteer specimens to further its research. This would be a win-win situation (aside from the large beaker-peeing required by the employees), and the company. I.e., the company saves money, and the urinating employees feel that they are contributing much more than normal to thier employer's stock price.
What the company does not even remotely express in its request for urine donors is what is worrysome. There is no statement in the corporate request that the urine donors should expect privacy. There is no statement of what the urine shall be tested for. Hell, there aren't even suggestions of any sort of sterile procedures in the instructions. The only sort of adamant instructions seem to be the timing of the sample collection and the labeling of the donor's name on the sample.
The worst part about this flyer that request donations of employees urine is that it offers no promise of anonymity. It also does not define the scope of the tests which may be run on the samples. I mean, say that a urine sample yields a descriminator that indicates a kidney problem. Would such information affect the donor's career? Since all donors are to affix a label with their name to each donation, and since the request for donations has no promise of confidentiality, where, as is common in the medical field, does the presumption of annonymity come into play?
Does your insurance carrier get to see the results of your analysis?
All that I am, a man that has recently been laid-off from a manned spaceflight contractor can recommend is: Do not 'donate' your urine to XXX. After over 20 years in the effort of flying mankind to and from space I believe that I know from whence I speak. Your bosses are not to be trusted with even basic information about your personal life or your health.
Posted by: Reader at July 15, 2008 12:16 AMThe first rec I can suggest is: Don't have a poppy seed bagel.
Wiki -
Although the amount of opiates in poppy seeds is not enough to produce a narcotic effect in cooking or consumption,[1] the television show MythBusters demonstrated that one could test positive for narcotics after consuming 4 poppy seed bagels. The show Brainiac: Science Abuse had subjects that tested positive with only 2 poppy seed bagels. This situation was parodied on the show Seinfeld.
LOX?
Not a problem.
Good points, but to be fair - just because its not on the flyer doesn't mean that info isn't provided.
Posted by: KC at July 15, 2008 10:06 AMWow - There certainly are some paranoid/conspiracy folks out there. However I just can't seem to connect the dots that, after immediately donating, said donors are suddenly going to be targeted for immediate termination from THE MAN because of what may or may not be in their urine. (Contrary to popular belief, folks really do have better things to do with their time and money). My recommendation is just to relax, drink your fluids beforehand, and do your part to help out the next generation of engineers and scientists by participating in the study (as I plan to do!).
- Former NASA contractor and current NASA employee, 8 years manned spaceflight experience (and still loving it!)
Posted by: - r. at July 15, 2008 11:00 AMI concur with Reader.
NASA (particularly JSC) has a very poor track record of showing understanding of employees with medical illnesses or disabilities -- despite their claims to the contrary. I know of several persons who were pushed out the door when a medical condition was disclosed.
My question would be, why would NASA or its contractor want the name of the donor for this exercise? What does providing one's name have to with testing for Orion?
Been there!
Posted by: Another Reader at July 15, 2008 1:16 PMTo "Another Reader",
My point that I am no longer a rocket scientist refers to the fact that I was in fact laid-off after well over 20 years of service. I and others were laid-off apparently because of medical conditions.
Posted by: Original Reader at July 15, 2008 2:56 PMOriginal Reader wrote:
"My point that I am no longer a rocket scientist refers to the fact that I was in fact laid-off after well over 20 years of service. I and others were laid-off apparently because of medical conditions."
Original Reader --
So was I (10 years in the bucket)
Posted by: Another Reader at July 15, 2008 10:35 PMYou can't work in aerospace as a contractor without being laid off at least once.
Collecting urine for testing ECLSS hardware is a common occurrence, only JSC would need to advertise for it.
Posted by: Joe Schmoe at July 16, 2008 12:28 AMWhy don't they just put collection jugs with funnels in the JSC bathrooms? There was a large demand for urine collection during the LMLSTP Phase III testing. An empty jug in the morning is filled by the afternoon. That should more than meet demands, including excess for the weekends. All urine is mixed so there's nothing to identify individuals.
Posted by: The skepTick at July 17, 2008 10:19 AMJust as an FYI, for this study, all the urine is mixed immediately together as well, directly after the sample is collected. (The donor actually carries the sample into the collection facility and pours it directly into the sample container himself/herself.) So, identification of individual urine simply won't be possible (for the folks who originally expressed the concerns on privacy). Total volume (at the end of the day) is the important factor here, not scrutiny or detailed chemical examination of each donor's "contribution" to the project.
Posted by: Third Reader at July 18, 2008 3:11 PM

